Relaxation Disrupted [Noah]

[Noah Kyo]

"Eh.... a few..." he admitted, not wanting to go any further into it, especially not since he wasn't even really old enough to drink to be entirely honest. Not that he would tell Valko that of course. If he didn't admit exactly how drunk he was, he wouldn't get in trouble. Monument on Valko's head let out a little groan, already knowing what was wrong with his subject. Honestly, how drunk could he be? Noah could obviously not hold his liquor at all. Honestly, Monument was more responsible than Noah was, and the Cofagrigus Gijinka was the Trainer here. It was a good thing that Monument was such a kind and caring ruler, otherwise Noah wouldn't survive in the real world. The little Litwick sighed, floating down to sit on the Pikachu's head and flaring his flame to make it a little brighter. Noah, however, was swaying a little now, the way he would when he was refocusing and putting aside the dilemma of forgetting where they lived. "You're cute," he murmured softly, eyes dropping to half-mast as he began padding forward. "Can I kiss you?" Monument sighed. It looked like he would have to reprogram Noah for Valko's sake. He floated off the Pikachu's head over towards Noah, squeezing his eyes shut and flaring his flame again. Noah let out a loud yelp, recoiling. "Mother of Arceus, that hurts like a mother!" he howled, shaking his singed hand about. He stuck his hand in his mouth, sucking on it while glaring at his Pokemon reproachfully. That hurt, dammit! Why, why the hell would Monument do that to him! He only wanted a kiss, he didn't see what the problem was here!

OOC:
Give him a kiss if you want. Recoil and slap him. Either way, HILARIOUS.

Team-

Monument

[Valko Fenris]

Valko blinked fast for a moment, had he just heard that right? Did this person he had just met want to kiss him already? He had no experience with this sort of request what so ever and before he could do anything his hands clenched into a fist, but he restrained himself from hitting Noah and instead knelt down beside the Pikachu and whispered into its ears "G-give him a shock, n-not too much so that he gets t-too badly injured or paralysed, j-just to give him a b-bit of a jolt." The Pikachu gave a slight smirk and its cheeks sparked just a bit more. Valko nodded and the Pikachu let loose a weak Thundershock that hit Noah. Valko walked over to him and smirked. "I-I think you just g-got your answer there b-buddy, I would of s-slapped you... But I-I didn't want to get my hands dirty, so I h-had this little guy s-shock you." Valko pet the little Pikachu and quickly added "I-I didn't hurt you did I-I?" Valko was generally concerned, he really didn't want to hurt Noah, he seemed like a nice guy even beneath his drunken appearance, and it was probably just the drink talking that made him ask for the kiss and besides Valko's intentions with the thundershock were only meant to be a harmless joke.

[Noah Kyo]

Noah and Monument were at an impasse. The Gijinka was glaring balefully at his Pokemon, mentally swearing revenge for his singed hand, and the little Litwick was just as firm in his wordless message that maybe the platinum blond was in the wrong here for hitting on poor Valko. Of course, the silent standoff was broken up when Noah got a good electric jolt running through his veins. "Mother of Ra, whyyyyyyyy?" he exclaimed, then dropped to the ground, head tipping back to expose his throat. "What did I do to deserve thissssssss?" Monument rolled his eyes, shaking his head. Honestly, if Noah wanted the answer to that question, it was choosing to drink underage and be a shameless flirt. He then floated over to the Arcanine Gijinka again, settling on his head. "Ughhhhh, it hurt, but I've had worse," he muttered, closing his eyes. "Head spinning... I'm just gonna... lie here for a while... yeah..." And indeed, he was well and truly hitting the height of his drunkenness now. He had no idea where he was supposed to go now. Not a clue. He was just gonna... stay here and think for a while. Yeah. Hope divine inspiration would tell him where he needed to go.

OOC:
... Poor Noah. First Mon lights him on fire, then Pikachu electrocutes him. Today is just NOT his day.

Team-

Monument

[Valko Fenris]

Valko felt bad for Noah, he probably shouldn't of had Pikachu shock him whilst he was in his drunken state, but he needed to get his point across and he really didn't want to use his own fists against someone that was like him, comically scratching the back of his head he apologised. "S-Sorry about that.. I-I just didn't know any other way t-to react... Nobody has a-asked me something like that be-before... Probably because I d-don't talk to people..." Valko sat himself down next to Noah in his usual manner whilst his Vulpix nestled itself on his lap and the Pikachu clambered onto his shoulder. He would of tried to wave the Litwick known as Monument over to its trainer, but he knew it would be to no avail so he let the little Pokemon rest atop his head. After a few moments an idea came into his brain. "W-well... Since you seem to be too dr-drunk to be able to make y-your way home... Y-you could always spend the night at my h-house... Y-you can take the bed.. I'll just sl-sleep on the couch." It would be light soon, and that meant the humans would be out and Valko definitely didn't want to be around them and he hoped that Noah would accept his invitation, He couldn't just leave a drunk gijinka out in the park, who knows what kind of an uproar he could cause.

[Noah Kyo]

Noah opened his eyes to the natural beauty of the night sky. He liked the night. It always made him feel like he was wrapped up in a blanket, safe and protected and yes, even loved. He reached up with a single hand to try to catch a star, only his brow furrowed when he failed to touch the distant point. It didn't take any effort on his part to pull out the arms again, reaching higher into the sky than he had before. He wanted to try to hold one of those dots. They were so pretty. Like Valko. Valko was pretty. "You're pretty," he mumbled, still thankful that no matter how drunk he'd get, the Cofagrigus Gijinka would never start slurring his words, or if he would, it would be slight enough to be nigh unnoticeable unless you were looking for it. "I'd like being in your beddddd," he exclaimed randomly, a dopey smile on his face and his cheeks flushed as he turned half-lidded eyes on his fellow Gijinka. "I bet it's full of fluff and pretty balls and lightttsssssss!" His face lit up at the thought. He wanted to sleep in such a bed! It was probably nice and warm and full of pretty things for him to wrap his arms around and snuggle as he explored under the blankets! Yeeahhhhhhhh, the alcohol was probably starting to kick in right about now...

OOC:
... Lock your doors when you go to sleep, Valko. Just a warning now. Noah will crawl in with you and sleep with you. On the other side of that... I love playing drunk!Noah. XD

Team-

Monument

[Valko Fenris]

Valko shook his head, he was gonna send his Pikachu to do another number on Noah, but he didn't feel like it. "N-no... My bed is just a b-bed, nothing special a-about it.. And y-you'll be in it a-alone I might add... L-Like I said.. I'm on the c-couch." Valko gazed up at the stars and pet his Vulpix, returning his Pikachu back to its little Pokeball to keep it nice and snug, he'd do the same to the Vulpix, but, the Vulpix refused to go into a Pokeball. Valko didn't mind this at all, it gave him a better sense of safety, even if the Vulpix was young it was still able to help protect him. Valko decided that around about now would be the best time to leave, ignoring the rest of whatever drunken rambling Noah had spurred he stood up and offered his hand out to Noah to help him stand up. "N-now take my hand and st-stand up... We're l-leaving for my place i-immediately, it's going to be light s-soon and I don't want to be c-caught by any humans." he said this in a slight tone that shocked himself as well as the Vulpix that had come to know Valko as the timid silent type.

[Noah Kyo]

Monument let out a little sigh and rolled his eyes as he floated off his position on Noah's head, over to the intoxicated Gijinka again. Taking a huge breath in again, he then flared his fire again, burning the incorporeal arms Noah had created and then his normal arm. The man blinked dumbly, staring at Monument for a long moment before his eyes widened. "Mother of-" he began before cutting himself off violently, biting his tongue to keep from going further or simply yelling out in pain. A groan escaped his throat without his agreement, but otherwise he managed to stifle the exclamation, brought back a little more towards reality. "I shouldn't steal your bed... it's yours, and you're doing me a favor even letting me stay with you. Nah, I'll have the couch, it'll be fine. With the current condition of my mattress, it'll probably even be a sight better than what I usually sleep on anyway." He yawned widely, the expression seeming to go on forever before his mouth closed and his eyes opened to the sight of a hand to help him up. "Thank you," he murmured softly, taking the hand in his own and moving to help Valko pull him up. "This is very kind of you."

OOC:
... Not sure how much longer we can keep up in this thread... but the good news is, next thread, I'm bringing in Cleo too! Cleo and Mon! :D Run while you can, Cleo's a bitch

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Monument

[Valko Fenris]

"I-it's not a problem at all N-Noah... I-it's the least I-I could do... I-I can't just leave you h-here after all.. W-who knows what kind of cr-crap you could pull if I left you dr-drunk and alone in the middle of Ae-Aether Park." Valko chuckled, but it was more of a nervous chuckle than anything else, he really didn't know what the drunken Noah would be capable of if left alone. But at least he had agreed to head back to his house with him, they'd be safer there, His Vulpix padded at his feet and looked up, its front legs reaching up Valko's legs signalling it wanted to be picked up, knowing this Valko leaned down and picked him up. Looking back over at the drunk he grabbed hold of Noah's wrist, making sure it wasn't his hand because, that would be a fair bit more than awkward. His Vulpix happily tucked over his shoulder he decided to speak again. "C-Come on drunky... W-we're leaving... Y-you too Mon." He started to drag Noah back towards the direction of his house, where perhaps Valko could finally get that relaxation he'd been wanting before this entire ordeal.